I started crying out loud,

I drove here from across town.

I started screaming when I saw Bozo, I could not control my bowel,

Now, Mr. Therapist cure me and I'll give you all of my wealth,

Well, please cure me now.

You are so very wise.

I'm just waiting for the moment feelin' kinda safe, when I don't get so uptight; so uptight you've been thinking about committing me.

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No time to get me gagged and bound,
'Cause my head starts spinnin' round,
When I see a clown.

I heard that all before,

So I'm walking out your door,

I dream he pelts her with his seltzer, I just wanted your help sir, to try and let me allow Homey in my sight.

So I'm better now, sike!

Why aren't there shoes the right size,

Now, I'm still afraid of clowns and people with rainbow colored hair.

If I went to the circus or something, go crazy I just might.

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