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Song Parodies -> "Armadillo Each Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Amarillo By Morning"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"Armadillo Each Morning"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Armadillo Each Mornin'
Tough and lots of bone
My new wife named, Maria
Her cookin' makes me groan
Spot the pot and shell
Next, that awful smell
From the kitchen's curlin' my nose hair
Armadillo Each Mornin'
Armadillo, that's my fare..

Where she gets 'em, I don't know
Maybe some are just roadkill
(But) rile her Mexican temper
I don't believe I will
I keep gnawin' a chunk
Take another hunk
While she's smilin'
Her dark eyes bright
Armadillo Each Mornin'
Armadillo, again tonight..

Armadillo, Each Mornin'
We dine Fear Factor food
It's like eatin' a saddle,
But, I fake my gratitude
Our old hound dog, Ray
Lucks out and runs away
And our parakeet takes flight
(But, I'm stuck with)
Armadillo, Each Mornin'
Armadillo, again tonight...

Armadillo, Each Mornin'
Armadillo, again, tonight...

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alvin rhodes - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
armadillos are part of any good breakfast...this one cracked me up ...5s
Rick C - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun to sing along to the OS with these words but, YUK !! 555
Dee Range - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots of great lines here, AFW. I've had "Armadillos In Mourning" going around my head for some time...maybe you can do it, about the family of the armadillo being had for breakfast here :-)). High 5's
Red Ant - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Not doing too well on knowing OSs today but good title sub and good parody.
AFW - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Rick C, Dee....Sounds like a good title..thanks, Red Ant
Johnny D - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title!
AFW - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny

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