Song Parodies -> "Armed With Dildo This Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Amarillo By Morning"

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Original Performer:

"Armed With Dildo This Morning"

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The Lyrics

Armed with dildo this mornin'
New toy for the wife
Lately, she's hot and horny
In her sexual life..
When that sun comes up
I'll switch on this pup,
Send her flyin' with a big O flair
Armed with dildo this mornin'
Me and dildo, we'll be there..

Bought in Seattle, a blue one
Anagramed it Anna Fay
She's my wife and my girlfriend,
Cuz' sometimes, we role play
It stats out about eight,
Long and sloped, not straight,
And I hope it blows her mind..
Armed with dildo this mornin',
Armed with dildo, just her kind

Armed with dildo this mornin',
Can't wait for her moan
Hope she likes what I got her
On the web was shown..
She wakes up, and I'm
Mad cuz' it's a bad time
On the dresser, boxed Max-ie.

Armed with dildo this mornin'
Armed with dildo, poor dumb me
Armed with dildo this mornin'
Armed with dildo, poor dumb me..

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AFW - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Author's note: 2nd stanza..2nd line..1st word..should be "monogrammed"...not anagramed

Red Ant - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment

lol, good one.

Old Man Ribber - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment

AFW - Great job. My friend has a cross between a shellback Texas mammal and a vibrator...it's call an armadildo! ;D

AFW - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Red Ant...and thanks, OMR..good joke

Peter Andersson - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Good one! Have you ever heard a story from "the apparatus" point of view? I have (and that one is on my to parody one day list, if I can come up with something funnier (not likely)). Don't let the band name scare you, soundwise this has early 70s demo written all over it (and that's pretty much what it is too):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw507RD2XmU

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AFW - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks to Peter, and Little Miss Exclam

Ms-X-glamHer - September 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Sir, L'Air de Farce, ~El SatryMayor & More~, this sounds like you're `Armed-&-Did a Job' . . . .

AFW - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Not really...I'm innocent, I tell ya'..and you'll never get me, ya' lousy coppers!

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