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Song Parodies -> "All My X's Are Dead In Tx"
Original Song Title:
"All My X's Live In Tx"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Strait
Parody Song Title:
"All My X's Are Dead In Tx"
Parody Written by:
Gary Madison
The Lyrics
CHORUS
All my ex's are dead in Texas.
And Texas is the place,
The laws looking for me.
Yea all my exs are dead in Texas,
And thats why I'm hiding here in Tennessee.
VERSE
Rosannas' down in texarkana,
I beat her with a broom,
Sweet Eileens' in Abalene
Pushin daisys towards the moon
And Alissons' in Galveston,
I knocked her into insanity,
And demples who i cococked in the temples,
Got the law lookin for me
CHORUS
All my ex's are dead in Texas.
And Texas is the place,
The law is loo-king for me.
Yea all my exs are dead in Texas,
And thats why I'm hiding here in Tennessee.
VERSE
I rememmber that ole Rio river,
Where i drownded Kim,
And it brings to mind,another time
That chick that couldnt swim.
My transformental medication
Helps me with my plight(plite??)
But not too well for I just failed
And killed my new dead wife
CHORUS
All my ex's are dead in Texas.
And Texas is the place,
The laws looking for me.
Yea all my exs are dead in Texas,
And thats why I'm hiding here in Tennessee.
OUTRO
Some folks think im hiding,
Its been rumored I reside in,
I hope they dont find out Im in Tennessee~!~!~!
All my ex's are dead in Texas.
And Texas is the place,
The laws looking for me.
Yea all my exs are dead in Texas,
And thats why I'm hiding here in Tennessee.
VERSE
Rosannas' down in texarkana,
I beat her with a broom,
Sweet Eileens' in Abalene
Pushin daisys towards the moon
And Alissons' in Galveston,
I knocked her into insanity,
And demples who i cococked in the temples,
Got the law lookin for me
CHORUS
All my ex's are dead in Texas.
And Texas is the place,
The law is loo-king for me.
Yea all my exs are dead in Texas,
And thats why I'm hiding here in Tennessee.
VERSE
I rememmber that ole Rio river,
Where i drownded Kim,
And it brings to mind,another time
That chick that couldnt swim.
My transformental medication
Helps me with my plight(plite??)
But not too well for I just failed
And killed my new dead wife
CHORUS
All my ex's are dead in Texas.
And Texas is the place,
The laws looking for me.
Yea all my exs are dead in Texas,
And thats why I'm hiding here in Tennessee.
OUTRO
Some folks think im hiding,
Its been rumored I reside in,
I hope they dont find out Im in Tennessee~!~!~!
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This had real potential. Work on your pacing and flow. I liked the idea. Wish I'd thought of it. If there was an originality vote box I'd 5 that category.
This is definitely the most comical TEXAS song I have seen. Could work on you spelling & grammar.
this song sounds like pussys
Great job, Gary.
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