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Song Parodies -> "Wrecked My Lexus Down In Texas"

Original Song Title:

"All My Ex's Live In Texas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"Wrecked My Lexus Down In Texas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Wrecked my Lexus down in Texas,
I ran into a wild and crazy longhorn steer
That's what I would call power steering,
All he did was give a moo and shake his rear

Once had a Chevy smack the levy,
When I slipped through Mississipp
A mercury, green..skidded in Abilene
That was Kansas, not big chip
Had one old pick up..duck around a duck,
And turn into history..
Big Harley..tangled with trucked barley,
But the worst was yet to be..

(When I) Wrecked my Lexus down in Texas,
I loved that car, it took me far, was my best chum
But Totaled that Lexus down in Texas,
No insurance, now I'm ridin' on my thumb..

Once crashed a Kia, and it would be a
Story that'd make the news
Wiped out my blue van..out in "Indi-an'.."
Let it go for scrap price and some booze
My nose is gone, hit a Greyhound head on
In a VW rollerskate..
But my saddest wreck is this one, by heck..
On a Texas interstate..

(When I) Wrecked my Lexus down in Texas,
I loved that car, it took me far, was my best chum
But Totaled that Lexus down in Texas,
No insurance, now I'm ridin' my ol' thumb..

Bad times I'm abidin;
Not doin' that much ridin'
Tryin to hitch a wheel to Tenn..e..ssee..

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Christie Marie M - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
This is one "wreck" of a car collision, AFW! You must have been into a road rage with those Texan cowboys! Well, great parody and here's $555 to cover car insurance and repairing all damages to your Lexus. Well executed parody.
Fiddlegirl - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
You must have been on a real [fender] bender! ;) 555 for title switch, well-paced lines and humorous story
Old Man Ribber - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - Delightful! In Texas, would it be a Freddy Fender-Bender? At any rate (for me at least) it's better to be George "Straight" than Marvin "Gay(e)"! ;D
AFW - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie....and thanks, Fg...and thanks, OMR...good lines, there
LilCougarCakes - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce, Mighty Duke oEdge, this is good, but clearly shows what can happen to a cowboy when he travels ' steerage ' class ! . . . PS: Thanks for the Cowboy write, Sir .
AFW - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC...true...and you're welcome

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