Wrecked my Lexus down in Texas,
I ran into a wild and crazy longhorn steer
That's what I would call power steering,
All he did was give a moo and shake his rear

Once had a Chevy smack the levy,
When I slipped through Mississipp
A mercury, green..skidded in Abilene
That was Kansas, not big chip
Had one old pick up..duck around a duck,
And turn into history..
Big Harley..tangled with trucked barley,
But the worst was yet to be..

(When I) Wrecked my Lexus down in Texas,
I loved that car, it took me far, was my best chum
But Totaled that Lexus down in Texas,
No insurance, now I'm ridin' on my thumb..

Once crashed a Kia, and it would be a
Story that'd make the news
Wiped out my blue van..out in "Indi-an'.."
Let it go for scrap price and some booze
My nose is gone, hit a Greyhound head on
In a VW rollerskate..
But my saddest wreck is this one, by heck..
On a Texas interstate..

(When I) Wrecked my Lexus down in Texas,
I loved that car, it took me far, was my best chum
But Totaled that Lexus down in Texas,
No insurance, now I'm ridin' my ol' thumb..

Bad times I'm abidin;
Not doin' that much ridin'
Tryin to hitch a wheel to Tenn..e..ssee..