-> "There's No Costco Here In Moscow"
Original Song Title:
"All My Ex's Live In Texas" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"There's No Costco Here In Moscow"
There's no Costco here in Moscow
This overseas vacation's left me in dismay
I'm at a loss: so cross in Oslo
Coz it's nothin' like the good ol' USA!
I'm crabby; stuck in Abu Dhabi
Coz I need a fast food fix
And Burger King's bypassed Beijing
In Hong Kong, they eat with STICKS!
No Domino's in Comoros:
Where the heck's my extra cheese?
When I go back home to Ohio
I'll be jonesin' for Wendys!
There's no Subway in Zimbabwe
The cola in Angola doesn't taste too great
I can't get Arby's on safari
So I've gotta chew on wildebeest buffet...
In Manila, searchin' for Miller
Was a hopeless quest
And two days in Seoul sure took their toll
Coz that Seoul-food ain't the best
When in Valletta, you won't get a
Maltese malted shake
And in gay Paree, they're servin' me
Horse instead of steak!
Myanmar sucks; there's no Starbucks
Not had a skinny Frappuccino since Monday
It seems Morocco's got no tacos
So I need to get back to the USA!
They say we're uncultured...
These folks from far away
So why do they move to the USA???
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