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Song Parodies -> "Hopeless Dancer"
Original Song Title:
"Careless Whisper"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Michael
Parody Song Title:
"Hopeless Dancer"
Parody Written by:
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter
The Lyrics
An ode to everyone who feels that they can't dance
I am so unsure
As you grab my wrist
And drag me to the dance floor
As the music starts
Panic in my heart
Calls to mind my total failure
As a partner to dance with
I cannot ever dance again
Humiliation's too much for me
Though it's easy to pretend
I haven't got a clue
I should have know better than to partner you
You are the most fantastic mover
So I cannot ever dance again
Especially not with you
Time will never end
The shameful feelings in my head
To the audience
No talent's fair game
They will rip my moves to shreds
Pain is all I'll feel
I cannot ever dance again
Humiliation's too much for me
Though it's easy to pretend
I haven't got a clue
I should have know better than to partner you
You are the most fantastic mover
So I cannot ever dance again
Especially not with you
Tonight I'm just not feeling proud
I wish we could eject this crowd
Maybe you're better this way
You'd only get embarrassed trying to dance my way
We just wouldn't be good together
I couldn't dance this dance - not ever
And now no one will dance with me
Even you
I cannot ever dance again
Humiliation's too much for me
Though it's easy to pretend
I haven't got a clue
I should have know better than to partner you
You are the most fantastic mover
So I cannot ever dance again
Especially not with you
Now that you've won
Now that you've won
Now that you've won
My dance was just so wrong
So wrong that you found a new partner
As you grab my wrist
And drag me to the dance floor
As the music starts
Panic in my heart
Calls to mind my total failure
As a partner to dance with
I cannot ever dance again
Humiliation's too much for me
Though it's easy to pretend
I haven't got a clue
I should have know better than to partner you
You are the most fantastic mover
So I cannot ever dance again
Especially not with you
Time will never end
The shameful feelings in my head
To the audience
No talent's fair game
They will rip my moves to shreds
Pain is all I'll feel
I cannot ever dance again
Humiliation's too much for me
Though it's easy to pretend
I haven't got a clue
I should have know better than to partner you
You are the most fantastic mover
So I cannot ever dance again
Especially not with you
Tonight I'm just not feeling proud
I wish we could eject this crowd
Maybe you're better this way
You'd only get embarrassed trying to dance my way
We just wouldn't be good together
I couldn't dance this dance - not ever
And now no one will dance with me
Even you
I cannot ever dance again
Humiliation's too much for me
Though it's easy to pretend
I haven't got a clue
I should have know better than to partner you
You are the most fantastic mover
So I cannot ever dance again
Especially not with you
Now that you've won
Now that you've won
Now that you've won
My dance was just so wrong
So wrong that you found a new partner
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WHAM! DID THIS SONG!
no this was just George, from my recollection - the OS is the source of my favourite stupid line in music "Guilty Feet aint Got No Rhythm" which you almost could have included here - my sympathies, and nice work, Lucy B's G-D - 555
I agree. Try: "Two left feet and got no rhythm" Perhaps a boost of confidence and a class or two? Dancing isn't that hard.
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