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Song Parodies -> "I Want Fed-EX"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You Sex"

Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Fed-EX"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie. T....lots of AKA's

The Lyrics

there's things that you get
and there's things that you don't
there's companies you trust
and some that you won't
there's all the things we buy
from people we might not know
sometimes you think you're gonna get them
but you don't and that's just the way it goes

i want all the things that I have paid for
I want it all now delivered to my door
i've waited so long in the rain and the wind
everybody has their patience and here's where mine ends

I want fed-ex
i want my stuff
i want fed-ex
I want my

It's racing through my mind
i'm raging through my bones
my deliveries have been late
the pick-ups have been slow
i waited so long in the hail, sleet, and snow
I just have to switch services
before i loose control

i want fed-ex
want all my stuff
i want fedex
i want ....fed-ex
fed-ex oww!


i' m not ups
no, i'm not postal
just look at my van
i'm the fed-ex man,
yeah, oh, ooh, fed-ex just

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