Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again

It was One Saturday Morning
And we know where it's at
(Kid's Dubya-Bee, Dubya-Bee,
Dubya-Bee, Dubya-Bee
And also on FOX Kids)
Doont, da-doodem doodem!
We're never wrong about nothing
And we look pretty good
We never ever have to worry
We're always in a hurry
To convince ourselves that what we are
Is really very groovy
If we believe the YouTube comments
And the BuzzFeed lists that define our folklore
We can never laugh
At who or what we think we are
Or even what we think
We sorta oughta be
'Cause we are totally empty
(Totally empty)
And our lives are really useless
So what the fuck?
We ain't got no sense of humor
(Oodly-oodly-yeah!)
We got nothing left
To laugh about
Including ourselves

Turn turn, turn turn,
We're turning again
Turn turn, turn turn,
We're turning again

Fido Dido
Fido Dido

We were perfect
We were awesome
We had no responsibilities
And no iPhones too
(HU-UR-DE-EE GU-UR-DE-EE)
We had all
The perfect junk foods
That any kid could dream of
That came with Rugrats toys
Or maybe mom could pick us up some Pokéballs
(LA LA-LA-LA LA-LA)
That come with a cool-ass card
Impress the whole schoolyard
But baby sis got them all recalled
'Cuz she asphyxiated
So? What the fuck?
(WHAT THE FUCK?)
We can pop in some Disney movies
that come in plastic clammy shells
For the car ride home
Barring that, some Game Boy Colors
with compatible link cables
Or Nirvana on cassette
While we're singing
to the tune of
"KURTY COBAIN COME BACK!"
Come back and educate these losers
You SMELLED like TEEN SPIRIT
And you CAME exactly AS YOU ARE
(KURTY FEED BACK)
Come back and frick frack with the Yik-Yak
You can debut your latest on MTV
While we listen
and you reset history

Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again

We can turn it around
We can go back in time
We can do it all again
Through the powers of your mind
On the WINDOWS NINETY-FIVE
We can act like we are something really special
We can get in the back-seat
With that rapper BIGGIE
And take those bullets for him
We can protect Diana
And get up on some knoll
To snipe the papparazzi
(LA, LA-LA LA)
We can pass out some condoms
When Eazy-E comes here and
Fucks us all on the floor
We can be best friends with Eric
(HA HA HA HA HA)
And help out Dylan Kelbold
(HA HA)
To work out
the problems found in school life
(OHHHHHH!)
Everybody come back!
No one can do it like you used to
If you listen to the radio
And what they play today
You can tell right away:
All those assholes really need you!

Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again (Orange tapes!)
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again (Tiger
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again

Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again
Turn turn, turn turn
We're turning again