Brain Flakes!!
Brain Flakes!!
You don't do no good
You shouldn' be drinkn'
When your boss at work
Without it time
Will Flow right bye
The North mostly hogging them
Boy, they got a host of them

Why they got they got the most
And every business just No'th
Why they got they got the most
And every business just No'th
They eat

Brain Flakes!!

They can fix yer brakes
You ask 'em, *"Wheres my Moonshine
*"Well, we threw it a way..."*
You can square dance 'n' shoot 'n' spit
But they won't be return' it
They're lyin' an' crazy
They can make ya' real haza'

Why they got they got the most
And every business just No'th
Why they got they got the most
And every business just No'th
*[Take it away, Billy Jo Jim Bob...]*

I asked as proper as I could
If they culd'
Uuh' hitch me with some Brain Flakes
Well, they said ok and the whole week
came 'n' went, Finnay
*[Wanna shoot some varmits, Bob?]*
'N' they put me in Pre'K
But they changed mey' and gave a degree in addn'

You know, no matter what you do,
They gonna teach n' help you
But up ther' you
Ain' pose' to mari' kin
And if you do not make it
They got prisons with guys named Susan
That'll get you so achin'
'Til you won't be able to walk
Yes they will!

I'm a Brain Flake, 'n' this is my wife
She's curing Aids
With a fancy computr'
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit pricey,
But it's American made
Well we all get excited when
we buy cheaper things
And we buy a window to nicely display it
And call up some neighbors
They rush on over
'N' check it some more
'N' we are so rich
They're linin' up at our door
Well, the hunny went crazy
Yersterday afternoon
The Doctor he says
*Never buy from Tiawoon(Tiawan)!*
This great information
Cost me yesterdays pay
And the hunny bought Tiawoon
Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day
WOO-OOO

We are millions 'n' millions,
We're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion
It's probably God's Will
That civilization
Won't grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is peepin',
Yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us Brain Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know you're so cheesy
That you'll probably join us

We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you...