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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Drinks"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Drinks"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

taken from a news story I saw on TV--a woman puts antifreeze in a
guy's punch and kills out what you drink
Sweet drinks are made of these
Tropical punch and antifreeze
She poisoned the guy so she could seize
All of his money, she would pay nothing

Some folks will abuse you
Some folks want the stuff you've got
Their acts won't amuse you
She made the poor guy's organs rot

Sweet drinks are made of this
She had a real demented wish
Throw in some cherries, stir it, swish
She was someone looking for something

Pour that drink out
Spit that stuff out
Move along!
Pour that drink out
Move along!

Some sick twists will kill you
Some sick twists will taint your food
Some think they won't get caught, now
She'll be locked up now for good

Spit that stuff out
Pour that drink out
Move along.....

Sweet drinks are made of these
Lemonade and antifreeze
She had the guy down on his knees
She was someone looking for something

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   4

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Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Royce, congratulations on crossing the Big 300 Parody Submissions Threshold!
Rod Worden - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That was one stiff drink! 5s, lady!
Know 1 can hear you freeze, unless your teeth shake - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Antifreeze? Doesn´t that even out the ice cubes?
Royce Miller - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, thanks. I see you coming up, real fast--I'll be in the dust again soon. But I'm happy in the dust.
John Barry - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
The first verse had the tea pouring out of my nose!
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i think mountain dew looks an awful lot like antifreeze....nice job on this one...5s
Some1 - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, But sssooo doesn't go with the pace of the original song.
The Thought Police - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that ! 5,5,5!
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Remind me not to get on your bad side Royce! Another great improvement on an originally tepid song!
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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