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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Steeds)"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) "

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Steeds)"

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The Lyrics

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Oooh ...

Sweet dreams are made of steeds
Who am I to sit a gee
I jangle a spur
Then I'm set to flee
Everybody's hoofing or munching

Some of them want to rule you
Some of them want to get troops by you
Some of them want to salute you
Some of them want to be subdued

Oooh ...

Sweet dreams are made of fields
Who am I to grip a shield
I battle in dirt
For my destiny
Everybody's footing is mushy

Oooh ...

(Soldiers dread muck--Leaders dread muck--Babble on)
(Soldiers get stuck--Babble on--Leaders get stuck--Babble on)
(Moaners get hushed--Babble on--Weepers get hushed--Babble on)
(Roamers get crushed--Babble on--Sleepers get crushed)

Some of them want to fool you
Some of them want to get news by two
Some of them want to pursue you
Some of them want to be tattooed

Oooh ...

(Lopers check front--Leapers check front--Mamelon)
(Mopers wreck bunks--Mamelon--Creepers wreck bunks--Mamelon)
(Boasters get cussed--Mamelon--Squealers get cussed--Mamelon)
(Coasters get cut--Mamelon--Kneelers get cut)

Oooh ...

Sweet dreams are made of ease
Who am I to drift asleep
I grab for a dirk
After reveille
Everybody's looking more grumpy

Sweet dreams are made of schemes
Who am I to quit a siege
I babble at earls
On my strategy
Everybody's looking for truncheons

Sweet dreams are made of scenes
Who am I to ring a peak
A mamelon's curved
As a breast that heaves
Everybody's looking more clumsy

Sweet dreams are Major-G's
Who am I to flinch or bleed
A-stranded at first
Of the century
Everybody's looking more plucky

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Agrimorfee - March 29, 2019 - Report this comment
An intellectually challenging work, Puto. I had to look up 'mamelon' and was confused/amused that the first definition citation was referring to protruberances on a newly grown tooth, followed by nipple, then your actual context of a small hill. For some reason, I kept picturing the "battle of the bastards" episode of Game Of Thrones while reading. I guess you KNOW THINGS about horses.

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