Farting "cause I ate beans
Blowing gas in misery
Dog is happy "cause I killed his fleas
Everybody's gagging or something

Some of them turn your face blue
Some of them burn but what can I do?
Some of them maybe could kill you
One of them may be a dripping stool

Farting "cause I ate beans
Watered eyes staring at me
Air pollution is coming from me
Ass smells like a landfill something

Some of them leaving a stain
Some of them giving my colon pain
Some of them worse than toxic rain
One of them killed cells in my brain

They say as I go to the bathroom
"Don't wanna smell what's inside you"

Clench my eyes now, rippin it
In great pain now, rippin it
Stomach gurgles, rippin it
Was a wet one, rippin it
Hold my nose now, smellin it
Bowels release, passin it
Fartin on!

Farting "cause I ate beans
Blew a hole right through my jeans
Farted hard enough to split the seems
Wish I had some Pepto or something

Some of them sound like shotgun
Some of them want to make people run
Some of them attack like a Hun
One of them chased after your son

I'm gonna blow gas and abuse you
You're gonna smell what's inside
Gonna pass wind and abuse you
I'm gonna smell what's inside too