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Song Parodies -> "Farting ('Cause I Ate Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams (are made of these)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Farting ('Cause I Ate Beans"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's garage

The Lyrics

Farting "cause I ate beans
Blowing gas in misery
Dog is happy "cause I killed his fleas
Everybody's gagging or something

Some of them turn your face blue
Some of them burn but what can I do?
Some of them maybe could kill you
One of them may be a dripping stool

Farting "cause I ate beans
Watered eyes staring at me
Air pollution is coming from me
Ass smells like a landfill something

Some of them leaving a stain
Some of them giving my colon pain
Some of them worse than toxic rain
One of them killed cells in my brain

They say as I go to the bathroom
"Don't wanna smell what's inside you"

Clench my eyes now, rippin it
In great pain now, rippin it
Stomach gurgles, rippin it
Was a wet one, rippin it
Hold my nose now, smellin it
Bowels release, passin it
Fartin on!

Farting "cause I ate beans
Blew a hole right through my jeans
Farted hard enough to split the seems
Wish I had some Pepto or something

Some of them sound like shotgun
Some of them want to make people run
Some of them attack like a Hun
One of them chased after your son

I'm gonna blow gas and abuse you
You're gonna smell what's inside
Gonna pass wind and abuse you
I'm gonna smell what's inside too

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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 5   10

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Chuck A. Spear - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the best farting parodies ever! Tricky OS to parody, but it was done superbly! Lettin' out some 5's for ya....
Bob Gomez - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto what Chuck said! All AMiRighters must take a whiff of this one! 555
Johnny D - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant fart-parody!
Kat - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Mattallica - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I found that song hard to digest!!!! roflmao i love it. all 5's. well done and keep up the good work

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