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Song Parodies -> "Don't Want No Rock n Roll Parts"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got a Rock n Roll Heart"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Want No Rock n Roll Parts"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I've got a feeling this could get serious, girl
Put down the ice cream, fudge vanilla in a twirl
If you go snack crazy, you're gonna explode
That's something about cellulite that implodes
It just implodes

Best get off of 57 flavors
Best get off of Milky Way bars
If the blubber hits me nothin's gonna fit me
Don't want no rock n roll
Don't want no rock n roll parts

Feels like these jeans are fitting a little too tight
So just eat some salad, stick to eating that is light
I think you see it and you see it real plain
You better cut down if you don't wanna gain
Don't wanna gain

(Repeat Chorus)

I don't wanna jiggle, no fattening foods
All I got to do is lose it all and I'll lose it for good

Best stay off those 57 flavors
Best get off of those Snickers bars
Rolypoly hits you, nothin's gonna fit you
Don't want no rock n roll, don't want no rock no roll parts

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Eric Clapton - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved this fantastic parody of my song, Royce. How about wishing me a happy birthday? I'm the big 6-o today. =)
Royce Miller - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Eric-a very Happy Birthday to you. Can't believe you're 60. I love alot of your songs, hope you live to be 160.
Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmmm....57 flavors with whipped CREAM served in the WHITE ROOM by LAYLA who's got them BELL BOTTOM BLUES.
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
nothing worse than fat rockers...5s
Newfoghill - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Miller! Where do you get off writing songs about me?

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