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Song Parodies -> "I'm Still Slashing."

Original Song Title:

"I'm Still Standing"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Still Slashing."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

the official song for slasher villains everywhere.
You think I wouldn't come for you tonight.
Your blood to me would probably taste so nice.
And there's a very slim chance that you'll survive, it's true.
I'll have you dead before the end, with the blade I use.

And did you think this killer died?
Well look at me now i've come to kill again.
I got taste a blood and i'll get my way.
And if you don't know i'll still slashing, soon you will pay.

Don't you know I'm still slashing, killing more than I ever did.
You won't be a survivor, you'll hit the ground with a skid.
I'm still slashing after what happened last time.
Tearing your friends to pieces, got murder on my mind.

I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.


You think that you'll stand a chance and you'll win.
I may have been killed off but i'm back again.
The screams of death will go so nicely now.
And if you wish to know why I will show you how.


Don't you know I'm still slashing, killing more than I ever did.
You won't be a survivor, you'll hit the ground with a skid.
I'm still slashing after what happened last time.
Tearing your friends to pieces, got murder on my mind.
I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.




Don't you know I'm still slashing, killing more than I ever did.
You won't be a survivor, you'll hit the ground with a skid.
I'm still slashing after what happened last time.
You'll be falling into pieces, that's on my mind.


I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still slashing, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Too High 4 Zero - March 01, 2022 - Report this comment
yeah yeah yeah, keep it up with your cutting lyrics.

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