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Song Parodies -> "I’m Still St-St-St-St-Stammering, G-G-G-G-Granville"

Original Song Title:

"I’m Still Standing"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Still St-St-St-St-Stammering, G-G-G-G-Granville"

Parody Written by:

Maximus Buttcrack

The Lyrics

Based on Open All Hours, specifically a conversation between Arkwright and Granville.
You could never know what it's like
Your stupidity ruins the shop during the cold winter
But there's a cold lonely light of common sense
But You'll wind up like the Hungarian wreck you hide behind that hat you wear
And did you think I could never win
Well look at me, I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
And if you need to know while I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering you just fade away
Don't you know I'm still st-st-st-st-st-stammering better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, you should be feeling like a little kid
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering after all this time
Picking up the money from my shop without you on my mind
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering g-g-g-g-granville
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
Once I never could hope to win
You starting down the road being dumb again
The things you did were meant to cut me and Gladys down
And if mine and her love was just a circus I’d be a clown by now
You know I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, you should be feeling like a little kid
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering after all this time
Picking up the money from my shop without you on my mind
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering g-g-g-g-Granville
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering g-g-g-g-Granville
Don't you know I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, you should be feeling like a little kid
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering after all this time
Picking up the money from my shop without you on my mind
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering g-g-g-g-Granville
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering g-g-g-g-Granville
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering g-g-g-g-Granville
I'm still st-st-st-st-stammering g-g-g-g-Granville

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