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Song Parodies -> "They'll Eat Ya"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"They'll Eat Ya"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Hey they'll eat ya 'fore you're cold,
Ain't no one to mourn yer or come toward.
Is a soul inside we probe?
A severed mind a former role did know.

How they claw you and they maul,
Tend to your hind quarters, hey run, GO!
They're eyes blank look does slice to mire,
Inhuman heart adaptive cold as snow.

Oh, they'll eat ya in their undead throws; Undead things out from under loam,
They're ever no-how good in chill and cold slew.
They'll eat ya - they feed and go.
They might eat ya like a main course side, scare out the livin' daylights time.
Munching tense thin shoulders, ribs and toes,
And so, they'll eat ya if you don't go.

Would you ever scream at me,
If I ever turned up deader but not quite?
Would you book up and perspire,
Might eat you; Can't count the marred this night.

And if you want to stop their dine,
Guns shot straight makes goners in their heads.
Get up a speed and make adroit,
Can't ignore night of the living dead.

If they eat ya you will never know, who's in charge of all your bones.
They're ever slow cross road and fields they roll through.
Your meat ya - they need it so.
If they reach ya they will make you died; The "night of livin'" bide their time.
Eating tendons, shoulders knees and toes,
Why they eat ya - we'll never know.

And they'll eat ya for where-ever go, just YOU, not your house and home,
They never go for food, their meals on you chew.
Your meat ya - they feed and go.
Just don't treat them to a side of side, for "night of livin' dinner time.
Counting two shoulders in a row,
And so - no eat ya - get gone, now go.

Some refs on the 1968 movie:

Movie trailer Click 1968 Night of the Living Dead


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Below Average Dave ( - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like a VERY DANGEROUS parody Guy. . .Madonna did something with Elton John? Sorry noticed it on the side, but very 5 worthy.
John Barry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
A little vĂ­ceras on the side?
Peregrin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Alright, and improvement on both the song *and* the movie! ;-p
littleCupCakes - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, Are you ready for dessert now?
Guy - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
BADave - I seriously doubt it since Elton is a bit light in the loafers, unless perhaps Madonna had an addadicktomy. Thanks BAD.

John - A side of side is a side of side. And a side of side by any other name is still some on the side. A little sideshow humor. Thanks.

Pip - That movie was filmed in my home town. They used some local channel 11 personel in the movie. At the time the callsign was WIIC but now is known as WPIX. One Bill Cardill or better known as Chilly Billy who hosted a local movie weekly called Chiller Theater in the 1960s and he was also part of the nightly news cast on that station in Pittsburgh played as part of the local news team in the movie. Pittsburghers really went off on that whilr the rest of the country had not a clue.

LCC - What delightful savory morsels have you prepared? I await the ladies hospitality with sweet snack. Thanks.

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