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Song Parodies -> "Pulled My Hamstring"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Still Standing"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Pulled My Hamstring"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm a sucker for the exercise
Working every muscle, to grow twice its size
And I like the sense of strain, and sweat I can take
But tonight it seems I've gone to far and made a huge mistake

Well a rush a pain flowed through me shin
Clutch my knee, feel the agony I'm in
Might of over down my weight training now
And I think I may of damaged something 'cause I'm falling down

Well I think I've, pulled my hamstring gone and pulled it truely in
Looking for my doctor plus, highly strong aspirin
Pulled my hamstring, pulled out my whole theigh
Feeling spasms in my muscles hurts so much I can not hide

Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah
Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah

Well I wonder if I'll walk again?
A rupture in my muscle leaving me in pain
The swelling came and the bruisings round
And it looks like I'll be using crutches quite a while from now

I've pulled my hamstring, bleeding from beneath the skin
Moaning like a little whiner, loosing all my self esteem
Pulled my hamstring, and I can't deny
Maybe its a bit over dramatic thinking I might die

Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah
Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah

Well I think I've, pulled my hamstring , well I've definately pulled something
Got a ice pack wrapped around , and compressive bandages
Pulled my hamstring, how will I get by?
No more working out down the gym or no more exercise

Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah
Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah
Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah
Pulled my hamstring yeah yeah yeah

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ouch! You pulled your hamstring and rang MY funny bone! What's cool as well, when I looked to the right of your parody, there was an ad saying "Fix Your Hamstrings"
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ow... bad flashback to 1987, when Willie Randolph (now managing The Other Team) pulled his, ruining the Yankees' run to the AL East title.

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