You could never know what it's like
Surrounded by mosquitoes, bees and flies
And you gotta sit on rocks, 'cause there's no couch or chair
You'll wind up livin' in the forest with the grizzly bears

And you don't get access to Internet
There's no showers there, all ya do is sweat
We're campin' in the rough for a couple days
And if you need to know why I'm still camping, I think it's okay

Don't you know I'm still camping, sleeping in a battered tent
Looking like a true survivor, being in the wilderness
I'm still camping after all this time
Picking up the pieces of tree limbs for our supper campfire

I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah!

You don't like sleepin' on the ground
You startin' down the road, headin' for our house
Fine, be that way, if you'd rather stay in town
If you had stayed here with me, you'd go insane by now

Don't you know I'm still camping, sleeping in a battered tent
Looking like a true survivor, being in the wilderness
I'm still camping after all this time
Picking up the pieces of tree limbs for our supper campfire

I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Don't you know I'm still camping, sleeping in a battered tent
Looking like a true survivor, being in the wilderness
I'm still camping after all this time
Picking up the pieces of tree limbs for our supper campfire

I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm still camping, yeah, yeah, yeah...
(fade out)