Don't wash it away
What is that stain on the leather?
(It's doo doo, its doo doo, its doo doo)
Those slip ons are great
but now, you will need
something better
(oh doo doo, oh doo doo, oh doo doo)

Rover needs Reebok, or any name brand
'cause they sell
like nothing else;
he simply wants shoes to love more than life itself

And I guess that's why dogs poop on my shoes,
canvas is crap, and jellies are too,
without Nike or Adidas
I'll be using odor-eaters,
I need all these name brands
or my dog gets diarrhea;
I guess that's why dogs poop on my shoes.

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