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Song Parodies -> "Police Station"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Police Station"

Parody Written by:

Wife of a thug

The Lyrics

Please comment on this.... it's the 3rd parody i've done and I want to know what everyonw thinks. Thanks.
On a dark street corner
Powder on my nose
The pungent smell of reefer
Rising up off my clothes
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and I thought "Oh sh*t,
Please not the cops tonight!"
There I stood in the doorway
Of the cop station hall
And I was thinking to myself
"These guys got a lot of balls"
Then I opened a 40
And they took it away
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the police station mother fu**er
You're a stupid ass
You're a stupid ass
Your kind never lasts
Plenty of room right here next to Bubba
Such a big disgrace
Such a big disgrace
This is a messed up place

Then my mind got all twisted
And I couldn't think straight
They started to drag me into a cell
And I said "No man wait!"
I'm gonna dance in the court room
And call the judge a queer
But first I gotta get out of this cell
And ask them for my beer
So I called up my mama:
"Get me out of this cell!"
She said "I'm not gonna do sh*t for you,
If you continue to yell."
And still I hear the voices from far away
Wake me up in the middle of the night
And I hear them say:
Welcome to my jail cell, mother fu**er
Bubba wants your ass
Bubba wants your ass
Please take off your pants
Plenty of room right here on Bubba's bunk bed
Such an awful face
Such an awful face
I gotta get out of this place
You'll be livin it up in the bed right next to Bubba's
Man I need my beer
Man I need my beer
get me outta here!

Spiders on the ceileng
Floors crawling with lice
We are all just prisoner here
Who they caught with their tracking device
And in the judges chambers
They gathered for my trial
And this time I really did it
Cuz I'll be here for a while
Last thing I remember
I stabbed the guard
There's got to be a way out of here, it can't be all that hard
Then another guard caught me
Trying to get free
He said until your bail is paid
Mother fu**er you're coming with me!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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captain crunch - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
good pacing 5, sad serious story, funny, 4, overall intense coherent parody, overall 5 - good job.
Glen Frey - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it. 5/5/5. However, it's from the 70s.
zfunky1 - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked your clever use of foul language. A bit too much reality towards the end but overall very good. Hey Glen Frey... yes, it is from the 70's.... very observant.
Don Henley - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The concept is good, but for a parody to work it has to match the original pretty closely, both in the number of sylables per line, and in which sylables in the words are stressed. For example, Instead of "welcome to the police station mother f.....", which has two extra sylables, you might have said "welcome to your jail cell mother f....".
Wife of a thug - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is for Don Henley who commented on my parody... If you work the syllables right, it does match the original, thankyou very much, and I did say "Welcome to your jail cell mother fucker" But if I had said that after the first verse it wouldn't have made any sense or fit into the song and atmosphere I was describing. Anyway this was only my 2nd or third parody so i was still learning. I'm not being a bitch or anything, I just wanted to explain, and also I know it was from the 70s but I accidently hit 80s and yes i felt like a retard for doing that. Peace.

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