Song Parodies -> "Russians"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Boys"

Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Russians"

Parody Written by:

Demolition Man

The Lyrics

This song is about the most horrible moment in American (and maybe) world recent history. On the US Election Night 2016 Russian cyberpunk hackers launched a viral attack that installed the usurping traitor trump into the White House even though he did not win the popular vote. And he committed gross and hideous crimes during his reign of terror. Pres. Obama doesn't have a computer science degree but he knew our security was violated and he said so before stepping out of office. There has been improvements in cybersecurity in the US defense dept. and we need to do so. Like it or not, we are now in the era of cyberwar and cyberpunk.

Russians, Russians, Russians
Russians
Russians

The Russians interfering
With our elections once again
Their cyberattacks are hitting
Our computers once again
Russians installed trump the quisling
Reckless egotistical
And he takes us to our nadir
Because there's violence at his rallies
In a sore afraid nation
They tried to break us
Looks like they'll try again

Russians (Russians) interfering
Russians (Russians) just won't leave us alone
(Russians, Russians) Russians committing cyberwar
Russians always troll

You got clickbait on your homepage
Animations popping up
And your computer been crashing while
You're surfing on the web
Russians feed us lies and rumors
Spam and cyberwarfare
Misinformation all around, round, round
And fascists spread the terror with the
Secrets Don gives them

They installed a puppet
Looks like they'll try again
Russians (Russians) interfering
Russians (Russians) just won't leave us alone
(Russians, Russians) Russians always telling lies
Russians always troll

(*LOUD PERCUSSION, GUITAR BLASTS, SYNTH BLEEPS*)

Russians, Russians, Russians
Russians (Russians)
Russians (Russians)

(*INSTRUMENTAL BREAK, THEN A GUITAR SOLO*)

Russians (Russians, Russians)
Russians (Russians) interfering
Russians (Russians) just won't leave us alone
(Russians, Russians) Russians always telling lies
Russians always
Russians (Russians) interfering
Russians (Russians) just won't leave us alone
(Russians, Russians) Russians always telling lies
Russians always
Russians (Russians) interfering
Russians (Russians) just won't leave us alone
(Russians, Russians) Russians always telling lies
Russians always, Russians
Russians (Russians)

Khruschev said in the early '60s 'We will bury you' and unfortunately his successors did. But the Cold War is long over and past. We don't have to worry about a nuclear Armageddon now, but science fiction has become reality and so has religion. trump is an antichrist and a danger and a menace to humanity. His words and actions show that. But furthermore, he sold out his soul, the U.S.A. to a foreign power in return for tyrannical Caligula power. And now we must teach the American youth to not kowtow to, honor or respect or even listen to such lowlife individuals; let alone be like them.

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Wow. - October 07, 2024 - Report this comment

I'll bet you still believe Dan Rather's obviously-forged-on-Microsoft-Word Killian Memos are real.

Spank that Donnie Douchebag! - October 08, 2024 - Report this comment

Wow, you kowtow. Your words and vocabulary betray you. Who is your god? Did you ever pass the 3rd grade? Get an education before using 'big words' that you don't know the meaning of. That doesn't make you 'macho' or 'cool' at all.

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