FOX mocks the cities, hicks they admire
Rub me the wrong way, their pants are on fire
They air doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, nothing but doo-doo
What the creeps want, they will provide
While under their breaths, the truth they do hide
They air doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, nothing but doo-doo

In lies they abound
They’re all runts, they smother truth
Smelling like hounds, such a filthy crowd
So seedy is that FOX
Peddling lines that sow discord,
such slime
To be blunt, they just pollute
Their mouths talk jive, always spewing lies
So seedy is that FOX

Deriding decent folks while too close to slime
Tuck said he loved Grump but loathed him inside
They air doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, nothing but doo-doo
Drumming in crap to their viewers every night
Now they are beat for propaganda, judge finds
They air doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, nothing but doo-doo

In love with the pound
They’re on the hunt for revenue
Money’s scent is their sound, they’re lost without crowns
So greedy is that FOX
Now their butt’s on the line, in court it’s a grind
Their boss won’t whine, he spills the truth
Their mouths talked jive, locked up justice inside

So seedy is that FOX
So greedy is that FOX
So seedy is that FOX
So greedy is that FOX