-> "Stormy"
Original Song Title:
"Rio"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stormy"
Parody Written by:
Democracy Defender
The Lyrics
Coming through the door now Don you're a stuck-up Antichrist
Immature and dumb, you are never very nice
With a glare to your left and a scowl to the right you enter that strip joint club
You think you're something divine but you're really just a flub
Her name is Stormy and she's gonna spank your ass!
You know you like it because you don't have any class!
Pull down your pants and do not give her any sass!
Your wife is pregnant and she ought to kick your ass!
She's been in some movies and she's starred on the TV
She's a pornographic star
Maroon 5 video
As a pole dancer,whadda ya know?
Holds a magazine, it's ready just for you
Her name is Stormy and she's gonna spank your ass!
You know you like it because you don't have any class!
Pull down your pants and do not give her any sass!
Your wife is pregnant and she ought to kick your ass!
(musical interlude - with sax solo)
Hey now woo check it out, did she really spills the beans
On the '60 Minutes' show, what do you know?
You're nothing but a wimp, a wimp, a wimp!
You abuse women and brag about it like a teen
We know your true colors
I tell you something
We know your true colors
Her name is Stormy and she's gonna spank your ass!
You know you like it because you don't have any class!
Pull down your pants and do not give her any sass!
Your wife is pregnant and she ought to kick your ass!
Her name is Stormy and she wrote a brand new book
Showing you're a spankee boy and a bully crook!
Her testimony, spread the word across the land
From Great Lakes in the north down to the Rio Grande
(musical interlude - with another sax solo)
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