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Song Parodies -> "Stormy"

Original Song Title:

"Rio"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Stormy"

Parody Written by:

Democracy Defender

The Lyrics

The band RUSH is forever gone with the passing of drummer/lyricist Neil Peart this past January. I was very sad when I heard about that because I grew up with RUSH, their music enriched my life and having seen them five times I know they were one of the most exciting live concert bands in history, not to mention one of the most innovative, intelligent and influential. Neil wrote a 'cycle' of songs he called 'The Fear Trilogy'. The next week the traitor criminal Donald Jerk Trump was exonerated by the Senate impeachment board in a gross travesty of justice and it's a kick in the face of the American people. Technically, American democracy was raped. I was very hurt and angry about it, Many friends I know didn't serve the nation or the public or get educated in order to see America descend into this. . I also grew up with and love the music of Duran Duran. This Part 2 of my Dump Trump Trilogy.
Coming through the door now Don you're a stuck-up Antichrist
Immature and dumb, you are never very nice
With a glare to your left and a scowl to the right you enter that strip joint club
You think you're something divine but you're really just a flub

Her name is Stormy and she's gonna spank your ass!
You know you like it because you don't have any class!
Pull down your pants and do not give her any sass!
Your wife is pregnant and she ought to kick your ass!

She's been in some movies and she's starred on the TV
She's a pornographic star
Maroon 5 video
As a pole dancer,whadda ya know?
Holds a magazine, it's ready just for you

Her name is Stormy and she's gonna spank your ass!
You know you like it because you don't have any class!
Pull down your pants and do not give her any sass!
Your wife is pregnant and she ought to kick your ass!

(musical interlude - with sax solo)

Hey now woo check it out, did she really spills the beans
On the '60 Minutes' show, what do you know?
You're nothing but a wimp, a wimp, a wimp!
You abuse women and brag about it like a teen
We know your true colors
I tell you something
We know your true colors

Her name is Stormy and she's gonna spank your ass!
You know you like it because you don't have any class!
Pull down your pants and do not give her any sass!
Your wife is pregnant and she ought to kick your ass!

Her name is Stormy and she wrote a brand new book
Showing you're a spankee boy and a bully crook!
Her testimony, spread the word across the land
From Great Lakes in the north down to the Rio Grande

(musical interlude - with another sax solo)


Du-du du-du du-du
Du-du du-du du-du
Du-du du-du du-du
Du du

And those pics of the 'first Lady' as well as the Douchbag with his daughter, DISGUSTING. Enough to make a dog upchuck his dog chow. Damn!

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TL:DR - August 07, 2020 - Report this comment
"WAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! We fascist goose-steppers weren't able to railroad the President with our fraudulent BS and overturn the 2016 elections! IT'S NOT FAAAIIIRRR!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Democracy Defender - August 07, 2020 - Report this comment
TL:DR - the truth hurts, doesn't it? Anybody who behaves like does, anybody who gets into that BDSM and loves to get spanked isn't even half a man. Bunker boy Traitor is a ninny. Wake up and smell the coffee.
Patriotic American - August 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Is "Bunker boy Traitor" what you kids are calling gropey ol' Joe "Bad Touch" Biden these days? Ouch! I mean, that's an accurate description of him, but still: ouch!
Fascist Goose-stepper Offender - August 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Wow, what whiny little beyatch you are, DD!

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