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Song Parodies -> "I Take The Pack"

Original Song Title:

"I Take The Dice"

Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"I Take The Pack"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is based on my perspective of what people who smoke do....
it's night, I think I'm gonna buy it
but my mother wouldn't approve of what I did...
I'm in the car going to speedway
have my lighter, she doesn't think it's nice!
tell me why you don't approve of it
is it because you saw a commercial?
don't tell me why
I don't wanna hear it now
just this once I take the pack
Night time, I just got one....
have to hide it in front of my mom!
holding tight onto it....
why don't you think of it
oh your over reacting
it does me no harm
try to remember that I always waited to do this
don't yell at me
because just this once I take the pack!!!

oh come on, mom this again?
I told you no overreacting
your frown is really buggin' me!
but try to remember I wanted to do this...
it won't hurt me one bit!
I don't smoke, just setting an example! my dad does, though... next is He's Gone a parody of She's Gone by Steelheart... might do a sonic parody after that parody

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AnimeFan - October 23, 2023 - Report this comment
Liesssss! I smoked weed at 14, still do… and vaped at 16, also still do And drank at 15! I was drunk when I made this (I drink still)

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