You saw me taking a big dump right inside a stall room
it's a bitch to hold it in, oh believe me
It all happened when I ate some Taco Bell food, the taste was a thrill
Now the eruption starts to burst and I need to go

Don't take a shit on me now
Save it when I use the restroom
Now, now, your problems are not all bad
The toilet seat's just calling my name

Feel the breeze flowing up through my butthole, it's so uncomfortable
I don't know if I should eat some more right now
Take a chance, I stuff more down my throat just to kill off my hunger problem
And if I get the squirts, now I know it's my own damn fault

Don't take a shit on me now
Save it when I use the restroom
Now, now, your problems are not all bad
The toilet seat's just calling my name
The toilet seat's just calling my name
The toilet seat's just calling my name

Wasted out my stomach, never again will I eat at that disgusting place
Don't ask me why, i'll just stick with the salad bar
Feel the urge to go again but it's been a week since I bothered with that place
Now I died and it's all thanks to Taco Bell (damn them bastards)

Don't take a shit on me now
Save it when I use the restroom
Now, now, your problems are not all bad
The toilet seat's just calling my name
The toilet seat's just calling my name
The toilet seat's just calling my name