See me putting the beans on
My big sandwich at midnight
Heads turning as my butt’s gassing out
They take flight
And run right out of my house right then
The Superbowl party is over
It’s over
And I see all my friends running in a frenzy
All the way down the road

Beans On Toast
Beans On Toast
Don’t Want Roast
Beans On Toast

Lipstick markings all over the glass as she's leaving
And lots of sharp brown gasses coming in
My friends left
They hold noses until can breathe air
'Cause the crowd don’t like smelling stinky derrieres
So leave there
And she wonders how she ever got here
As she goes away again

Beans On Toast (two minute farting)
Beans On Toast
Not Good Host (Who won? Don’t care)
Beans On Toast

Wider, I’ll fart, smile and you all are still leaving
Fuses pumping, my butt’s twisting out stinky noises
Take one last fart into the night
I'm way too close
It’s such a sight
What a sight
Gives you shudders, it’s no whisper
Standing up 'til I let loose all farts

Beans On Toast (Goodbye everybody)
Beans On Toast
I Won’t Boast (Two minute farter)
Beans On Toast
Beans On Toast (See you much later)
Beans On Toast
Will Scare Most (Yeah much later)
Beans On Toast