Working for a skinflint, maybe
Is why we must dim the lights
My rump goes through seat when paper
Composing it has expired

Break time, my gut churns
Can't take it when it comes to achin' tummy
I eat smores, low-fat gruel
If I don't get a drink, of the brew that I am after

Something's asunder, do we have a substitution

Can someone ascertain
The reason for this waning flavor
In economic aim
We must be perkin' Folger's Bean Ade

Coffee is what evolution gave us
The number one use for fire
The rights of our constitution save us
If by miserly boss we're hired

The caffeine is my perk
Get loaded on the weekend and go back to work
So they steal, we don't choose
When it comes to makin' coffee, say no weak Sanka

Sometimes you're under, and you're handed a dilution

Can someone ascertain
The reason for this waning flavor
In economic aim
We must be perkin' Folger's Bean Ade

Can someone's reasoned brain
Appease me 'fore I stage a raver
Extermination gained
We go berserk on Folger's Bean Ade

Can someone please attain
A decent form of brew to savor
A cup of joe or jane
That isn't fookin' Folger's Bean Ade