Song Parodies -> "Hungry For My Junk"

Original Song Title:

"Hungry Like The Wolf"

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Original Performer:

"Hungry For My Junk"

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The Lyrics

This is about a Japanese artist, Mao Sugiyama, who just last month had his own genitals surgically removed (as he is a self-described "asexual"), cooked them, and served them to paying guests for $250.

I'm serving sausage for dinner tonight
So come and try it, don't you run off in fright
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I have no penis, I'm asexual now
No nipples either, I'm a brand new Mao
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

With mushrooms and spice
And parsley; looks nice!
I'll serve my private parts to you
Two nuts on the side
It can't be denied
You're feeling hungry for my junk
So won't you come pay
It's not every day
That folks serve their private parts to you
They're tender and lush
No gristle or mush
I know you're hungry for my junk

A deep-fried scrotum, this you don't want to miss!
And from now on I must sit down when I piss
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
In my home country of Japan, would you guess?
It's not illegal to consume human flesh
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Try my frank and beans
I swear that they're clean*
I'll serve my tender-loins to you
Please don't spit it out
There shouldn't be doubt
You will be feasting on my junk
You might think it strange
This meal I've arranged
I'm serving my tender-loins to you
I've deep-fried my balls
But don't be appalled
You should be hungry for my junk

Hungry for my junk
Hungry for my junk
Hungry for my junk

Me cooking my parts
Is a work of art
I'm serving my genitals to you
Please don't think it's gross
Or go comatose
You should be hungry for my junk
Now my trouser snake
Is a scrumptious bake
I'm serving my genitals to you
My scrotum's gourmet
So please won't you say
That you can't wait to eat my junk

Read the disturbing story here. There seem to be an awful lot of cannibalism cases lately! *He had himself tested negative for venereal diseases beforehand. As if that's supposed to make us feel any better....

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Rob Arndt - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment

This is just as sick as my Face-Eater parody about cannibalism! 555! But it isn't anything new globally. In the Congo, Congo soldiers routinely roast Pygmys and eat their penises like sausages. In the Amazon and parts of Asia cannibalism is still going on.

Porfle Popnecker - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment

Well-done parody on a rare subject. This is one dinner where I think I'd just have the vegetarian special.

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