Posts on the message board like an infestion of lice
Everybody's best friend, they follow her like mice
With nothing interesting to say, ignoring fights
She is just crazy and obsessed
Clipping pics out of soap mags, holding them tight to her chest

She is a psycho, an obsessed soap opera fan
To be the center of the board is her next plan
And then she pines for a leading romantic man
Oh psycho psycho I'll ignore you if I can

I've seen her on the message boards spewing her decree
"Seeing my man look so fine means so much to me"
Like a middle schooler high on glue
She is so transparent you can see right through

She is a psycho, an obsessed soap opera fan
To be the center of the board is her next plan
And then she pines for a leading romantic man
Oh psycho psycho I'll ignore you if I can

Hey now (wow), look at that.
Did I almost cut her down?
She is so annoying I've barely survived
And she acts so contrived, contrived, contrived
I'll take my stance, real life is on my side
I tell you something, her following's shrinking
I tell you something, her following's shrinking

She is a psycho, an obsessed soap opera fan
To be the center of the board is her next plan
And then she pines for a leading romantic man
Oh psycho psycho I'll ignore you if I can

She is a psycho, an obsessed soap opera fan
Out stalking soap stars even though she has a man
Oh psycho psycho I'll ignore you if I can
I won't be part of anything that you have planned