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Song Parodies -> "The Matrix"

Original Song Title:

"The Reflex"

Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"The Matrix"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There is no parody
The Matrix
The Matrix
The Matrix
The Matrix

They've gone to far this time
Cyber space is no longer just online
I tell you agents aren't fooling around
Geeks waiting in the ticket line
They all camped outside just to see it
Another day
Got nerds for fans
(Oh, no)
Agent Smiths are the guys I'm fighting
Just the shake of my right hand

Why did I choose it?
Red or the blues pick
Musta been the booze hit

Now I get some bruises
Bad acting amusement
Check out the reviews. Shit!

The Matrix is a system filed
Just hope it doesn't spark
The Matrix has wars I'm fighting
A monotone remark
Watching a bald fat dude take over
Isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the Matrix does
Really needs an exclamation mark

I'm put inside and I wanna get out
But just don't leave pay phones about
My name is Neo and the one they said
I'll get the blame when the DVD comes out

Nerds will deduce it
Watch and infuse it
Then go and tattoo it

The Matrix has a fortuneteller
Old lady in the park
The Matrix is PC reminding
Running off of quarks
And watching some hot chick flip over
And land with out a scar
Every little thing the Matrix does
Really needs an exclamation mark

So why don't you view it?
All over the news it's.
I wish I produced it

The Matrix is a system filed
Just like The Sims and Pong
The Matrix is trench coats and oaklies
Leather always dark
And watching machines sweep over
Isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the Matrix does
Really needs a exclamation mark

The Matrix is insane
With fighting for no cause

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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The Ocean - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey I like parodies AND matix, this is good....(wipes taped glasses on pocket protector)...but it almost sounds like you don't like geeks...LOL!
Scathe - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, I kind of wished they would take both pills.
Agrimorfee - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
It always left me answers with a question mark, actually. But 555

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