Watch her on the TV
She'll tell your future for a price
Phoney accent and smile
I suppose it's very nice
With her phone on the left
And her cards to the right
She clicks on a call-in guest
They think that she's for real
But by far, she's not the best

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Her name is Cleo
And she'll tell you all she can
Just like Osama hiding in Afghanistan
Oh Cleo, Cleo
We'll shut you down across the land
From mountains in the North down to the Florida sand


I've seen you in the tabloids
And on the computer too
You're not even endorsed by stars
You ask so much from me
Like my birthday and my dog's name too
And then I'm sure that you know that it's all true

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Hey now, look there are some good psychics around
Just watch the "John Edwards Show"
And check out Sylvia Browne
Hey Miss Cleo, you're ratings are going down
Down Down Down!
I won't take a chance
My phone bill will be smaller
I know what you're thinking
You'll have one less caller!

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