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Song Parodies -> "Sanrio"

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Original Performer:

Duran Duran

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Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

About the evil toy company...thanks to our buddy Jessica ;-)
Looking on the shelves now for a reasonable price
Here is a Hello Kitty that actually looks quite nice
Looking at the tag gave me quite a fright! It costs as much as a prom dress
It's not like it's so special and the price does not impress

It seems Sanrio has incredible demand
Buying a Keroppi clock's like cutting off my hand
And a Usahana bunny rabbit is so bland
Sanrio, your crappy toys are gonna break my bank

Shinkansen is expensive and so is Monkichi
These toys are so substandard they might as well be free
Hoshinowaguma, what are you?
Looks like a teddy bear who's in need of food


(Instrumental, full of screaming kids and groaning parents)

Deery Lou! Chococat! they'll run me into the ground
Kuririn and Purin and even Muffin
They cause my blood to thin, to thin to thin!
I have to buy my cousin a Tabo or something
I'd rather be drinking I tell you something I'd rather be drinking!


I hate Sanrio I think their toys should be banned
Their Spottie Dotties should be tossed in the trash cans
Sanrio, really, how did you invade our land?
You Japanese sure know how to cater to your fans
Do do do do...

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 26

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Hairspray - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
LMAO! Good one. So true about that company Too! I researched their site, out of morbid curiosity, and their prices for them cutesy-type toys were OUTRAGEOUS!. : - O
cheerleader - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank GOD I have boys and they haven't found Sanrio. This is too funny!
Syncronos - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You forgot Badtz Maru!!!
Rice Cube - February 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, that thing...isn't he like an angry penguin?
kitty chan - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
i think shes jus madd she cant afford all of this like sum peeps
sushi gul - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
just cuz yer jobless and broke dont mean u have to diss stuff like that.

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