Looking on the shelves now for a reasonable price
Here is a Hello Kitty that actually looks quite nice
Looking at the tag gave me quite a fright! It costs as much as a prom dress
It's not like it's so special and the price does not impress

CHORUS:
It seems Sanrio has incredible demand
Buying a Keroppi clock's like cutting off my hand
And a Usahana bunny rabbit is so bland
Sanrio, your crappy toys are gonna break my bank

Shinkansen is expensive and so is Monkichi
These toys are so substandard they might as well be free
Hoshinowaguma, what are you?
Looks like a teddy bear who's in need of food

CHORUS

(Instrumental, full of screaming kids and groaning parents)

Deery Lou! Chococat! they'll run me into the ground
Kuririn and Purin and even Muffin
They cause my blood to thin, to thin to thin!
I have to buy my cousin a Tabo or something
I'd rather be drinking I tell you something I'd rather be drinking!

CHORUS

I hate Sanrio I think their toys should be banned
Their Spottie Dotties should be tossed in the trash cans
Sanrio, really, how did you invade our land?
You Japanese sure know how to cater to your fans
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