Wake up and snicker it's a new week, I'm sicker
Without pants I'm not dignified
Some people might call me a flasher
But that name must be clarified
I'd give myself ten
But I need people to praise it
Do you like my backside?
I think I'm gonna have to be braver
There are cars with cops inside
The witnesses are all cryin'
At the sight of my pants untied
Last time, I'll moon ya

CHORUS:
I drop my pants and wave my ass 'cause

I mooned you on Monday
And it's not a pretty sight
It's an ill display
And I'm very impolite
(Repeat Chorus)

Awaking the day when my pants I unfurled
So vile and you can not hide
Every limit I'm not minding
There's a bruise on my behind
You're wishing your eyes were blinder
And could you forget this fright?
This time, I'll moon ya

I drop my pants and wave my ass 'cause

I mooned you on Monday
And it's not a pretty sight
It's an ill display
And I'm very impolite
(Repeat Chorus 4 times, until fade.)