I’m always yearning for way back when
When things were decent, and when men were men
What can make us great again?
Call me Archie Bunker

Feminists and liberals poison all they touch
They’re ruining this country, and it’s way too much
Soon we’ll be just like the Dutch
Call me Archie Bunker

Take us back in space
Take us back in time
Take us back in space
Take us back in time

Spineless little snowflakes at the special schools
Always acting triggered, you’re a bunch of fools
Just grow a pair of family jewels
Call me Archie Bunker

Mexicans and Asians who don’t speak our tongue
Make me want to scream out at the top of my lungs
Let’s ship ‘em back where they came from
Call me Archie Bunker

Take us back in space
Take us back in time
Take us back in space
Take us back in time

If America’s so awful, why don’t you leave?
Quit your bellyachin’, it’s my pet peeve
Plus it makes me want to heave
My name’s Archie Bunker

Take us back in space
Take us back in time
Take us back to then
Take us on a dime

I turn on the TV, and it’s such a mess
That is not a woman, it’s a freak in a dress
What’s under I can hardly guess
Call me Archie Bunker

Wanna know a way we can cut down on crime?
Oh it’s just so obvious, and so sublime
Bring back cotton pickin’ time
Call me Archie Bunker

Take us back in space
Take us back in time
Take us back in space
Take us back in time

Take us back in space
Take us back in time
Take us back to then
Take us on a dime