They're looking for contestants
And pull'em off the street
And all of them think they can dance, dance
Breakers, more breakers
They spin to the beat
And all of them think they can dance
See that big breasted belly dancer?
Yeah, just look at the way she dance, dance
she shaked'em up right
but my wife says she stinks
But I still want to see her dance

Big fat people bouncin' round with stars in their eyes
And all of them think they can dance, dance, dance
Limp-wristed ribbon waver who says he is a man
And all he wants to do is dance
And maybe prance
He can feel the beat
And show off his teets
They want ta breakdance
They want to get down
All of them can think they
All of them can think they dance

Well that old British judge annoys me
He's a Simon wannabe
He judges people how they dance, dance
He keeps the girls who smile
One thinks that she is Britney
She says that she can sing and dance
But in the second round tryout, they dropping two by two
But they still say that they can dance, dance

Looks like a hip hop army
I think they all look like fools
And all of them can say that
All of them say they can dance
With no balance

Well we finally finished the show
With the losers shown out
As they exited the building
You could hear the dropped one's shout
They said, "That British dude can bite me"
He don't like what I do
I just got my own rhythm
And all I wanna do is dance
And make my stance
My butt got beat
I'm back on the street
They wants ta party
They wants ta get down
All of them can think they
All of them can think they dance
As if in trance
All of they think they can dance