Stumble out of bed, Look over the counter
Struggling just to have to climb her
I yawn and stretch and try not to fall.
Climb in the shower, and the blood starts pumping
Just to reach the faucets, I start jumping
Folks look down on me cause I'm Four-Foot-Nine!

Only Four-Foot-Nine, how can I make a living?
Barely see over, I need a lift, But no one's giving
Everything's over my head and I'm always confused as a child
I'm never getting any taller; it's enough to drive me crazy,
If I let it...

It's a dream to not need a ladder
Just finding clothes is a major matter
Buying children's clothes is the only way
I'm in the same boat with a lot of folks
Listening to all sorts of short jokes
Soon the tide's going turn and you're all going to pay!

Four-Foot-Five, with fifty-inch-breasts
You think that I would fall forward on to my chest.
Want to move ahead, but my life is one big mess,
All the time I've got men looking down my dress

Only Four-Foot-Nine, how can I make a living?
Barely see over, I need a lift, But no one's giving
Everything's over my head and I'm always confused as a child
I'm never getting any taller; it's enough to drive me wild,
If I let it...

Four-Foot-Five, Would you look at how tall I am?
Wish I had a few more inches, and weighed more than a few grams.
It's a tall man's world, and I dream about being tall too!
And you spend you life putting lifts in your own shoes!

Only Four-Foot-Nine, how can I make a living?
Barely see over, I need a lift, But no one's Giving
Everything's over my head and I'm always confused as a child
I'm never getting any taller; it's enough to drive me crazy,
If I let it...

Four-Foot-Five, Would you look at how tall I am?
Wish I had a few more inches, and weighed more than a few grams.
It's a tall man's world, and I dream about being tall too!
And you spend you life putting lifts in your shoes!