Lame sea lunch never's mild
So lend my buns to seat awhile
Doo with pee, dump I will
Break the smell, tank will fill
On and on I doled the forms
The pain subsides and the pile's a ton
Oh, this scenty mess is a fright to own
I need to wipe that long ago

Is anybody out there?
Anybody there?
Got TP for my bunghole?
Anybody spare?
Oh, I just gotta go
If you're really there and can really spare
'Cause maybe I'm done...
P-p-p-poopin'
Ahh p-p-poopin'
P-p-p-poopin'
Ahh p-p-poopin'

Gonna stay and read awhile (Oh, ohh, ohhh)

Gross inside, no grunts to hide
Greasy grub is a greasy time
Just breakin' up the fudgey halves
Could stop good loads from bowlin' bad
Is anybody out there?
Anybody there?
Got TP for my bunghole?
Anybody spare?
Oh, I just gotta go
If you're really there and can really spare
'Cause maybe I'm done...
P-p-p-poopin'
Ahh p-p-poopin'
P-p-p-poopin'
Ahh p-p-poopin', YO!
(Ah-ah-ah-ahhh!)

[Guitar solo]

Oh, I just gotta go
If you're really there and can really spare
'Cause maybe I'm done...
P-p-p-poopin'
Ahh p-p-poopin' (AH!)
P-p-p-poopin'
Ah, no, I'm not poopin' myself
I'm not poopin' myself (No, no, no)
I'm not poopin' myself (Oh, no no)
I'm not poopin' myself (I'm not poopin')
I'm not poopin' myself, NO!