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Song Parodies -> "Scratchansniff"

Original Song Title:

"Animal"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Scratchansniff"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

One of the Def Warners band want to perform the song parody. Their first song parody was a song about Dr. Scratchansniff.
[Verse 1: Yakko]
A doctor, who's been scratching his nose,
Looking out for trouble, the Warners come and go,
We are the Warner Brothers, with our sister, Dot.
We need to scratch and sniff, but is that all we got?
Oh, the doctor's there.

[Chorus: The Warners]
We got to find out where he is, whoa, oh!
We need to sniff, we can't scratch like this, no, oh.
Hello Nurse, we all need, to see that, Scratchansniff,
Hello Nurse, we all need, to see that, Scratchansniff.

[Verse 2: Wakko]
We saw Dot, being all so cute,
Like a cute little cat, better watch when she mews,
My feet are scratching again, I'm getting crazy bugs,
And I get all crazy, with all these friendly hugs.
I get no sleep.

[Chorus: The Warners]
We got to find out where he is, whoa, oh!
We need to sniff, we can't scratch like this, no, oh.
Hello Nurse, we all need, to see that, Scratchansniff,
Hello Nurse, we all need, to see that, Scratchansniff.

[Verse 3: Dot]
Yo! Mew! You saw Dot, it's what we got,
Better watch out for Scratchansniff.
Better see the doctor now!

[Chorus: The Warners]
We got to find out where he is, whoa, oh!
We need to sniff, we can't scratch like this, no, oh.
Hello Nurse, we all need, to see that, Scratchansniff,
Hello Nurse, we all need, to see that, Scratchansniff.

[Outro: The Warners]
Hello Nurse, (Hello Nurse)
We all need, (we all need)
To see that, (to see that)
Scratchansniff (Scratchansniff)

Hello Nurse, (stroke me)
We all need, (pet me)
To see that, (take me)
Scratchansniff (to Scratchansniff)

Hello Nurse, (stroke me)
We all need, (pet me)
To see that, (let me see)
Scratchansniff (Scratchansniff)

Hello Nurse, (ooh, ooh)
We all need, (hmm, hmm, hmm)
To see that,
Scratchansniff! (Scratchansniff!)
Def Warners (c) Animaniacs.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios.

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