Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Lysteria"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....loads of AKAs

The Lyrics

been there..done that!
Out to lunch, out to eat yea
buffet style, it's my treat
I got weak
i got sick yea
the end was near
it was looking bleak
the food was fine
the waiter was nice
but now im feeling
like im gonna die
oh, i got lysteria, lysteria
or ecoli
maybe ecoli
some bacteria
lysteria thought i'd die
from lysteria lysteria...
lysteria bacteria

staying home, eating in yea
won't ever go back there again
it was cross
it could kill
an entire nation
eating out was nice
but now i think twice
don't like that feeling
don't want to die
from lysteria, lysteria
or ecoli, don't wanna die
could get lysteria
from a cafeteria
yea had that feeling
and i was heaving
gosh its a miracle
that i lived
through it...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   5

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1333