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Song Parodies -> "Floored Some Pushers Of Weed"
Original Song Title:
"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Original Performer:
Def Leppard
Parody Song Title:
"Floored Some Pushers Of Weed"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
i gotta hurry up if i want to have any chance of beating Phil to 300... but this parody wasn't rushed and i hope i don't resort to doing that
I was tried, wasn't fair
Cell block three, now I'm scared
Law has a long arm
Should have never left the farm
Bunking with that Bubba
Who thinks I have charm
Locked inside a cell
With a terrible smell
When's my pardon comin'?
When guys freeze in hell, oh well
Reading and then eating
And then beatings from that brute
Well, he misses mother
But that's no excuse
Someone, anyone
Help me to leave
Lunatic residents
Bother me, yeah yeah
I just made some monsters, pay for crime
Now I'm stuck and, doing time
Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns
Group wash, can be such
A big pain in the butt, yeah
Why are Bill Gates, Kenneth Lay,
Pinochet, free?
They caused harm to many
More people than me
Killer queens, maiming fiends
Near me for lunch
Pete, Gene, Zach, Kareem
What a bunch, what a, what a bunch
This modern Jack the Ripper
Backs officials
Cracking down on drugs
But I'm not a killer I just
Knock out pothead thugs
Someone, anyone
Help me to leave
Lunatic residents
Bother me, yeah yeah
Lifting makes me sore
How'd I make the
Judge so mad?
Man I wish I
Had a badge
Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns
My god, six more years
Filled with dread, I need beer
What should this teach us?
Do not get caught
Body aches, I just fought
Do you hate pushers?
I surely do
Made some monsters, pay for crime
Now I'm stuck and, doing time
Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns
Cell block three, now I'm scared
Law has a long arm
Should have never left the farm
Bunking with that Bubba
Who thinks I have charm
Locked inside a cell
With a terrible smell
When's my pardon comin'?
When guys freeze in hell, oh well
Reading and then eating
And then beatings from that brute
Well, he misses mother
But that's no excuse
Someone, anyone
Help me to leave
Lunatic residents
Bother me, yeah yeah
I just made some monsters, pay for crime
Now I'm stuck and, doing time
Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns
Group wash, can be such
A big pain in the butt, yeah
Why are Bill Gates, Kenneth Lay,
Pinochet, free?
They caused harm to many
More people than me
Killer queens, maiming fiends
Near me for lunch
Pete, Gene, Zach, Kareem
What a bunch, what a, what a bunch
This modern Jack the Ripper
Backs officials
Cracking down on drugs
But I'm not a killer I just
Knock out pothead thugs
Someone, anyone
Help me to leave
Lunatic residents
Bother me, yeah yeah
Lifting makes me sore
How'd I make the
Judge so mad?
Man I wish I
Had a badge
Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns
My god, six more years
Filled with dread, I need beer
What should this teach us?
Do not get caught
Body aches, I just fought
Do you hate pushers?
I surely do
Made some monsters, pay for crime
Now I'm stuck and, doing time
Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns
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Anyone that puts forth time and effort deserves better than ones! I thought you did a great job!
Good job on this!!
Group wash...pain in butt. LOL 5-5-5
Well, I had some problems with the pacing (I couldn't locate lines 9 and 10 in the original song, even after 3 listens), but a very good overall effort and quite funny!
thanks merry and everyone else... unless we're thinking of a different lines nine and ten it should correspond to "demolition woman can i be your man, your man"
Great job, Ethan!
For this you get 555 to life!
(ABC)444
(ABC) I was able to follow it a bit better this time...the first 6 lines are that indecipherable mumbling they do at the beginning of the song, right? :-)
(ABC) Heavy duty, Ethan, heavy duty.......you don't mess around!
I'm not one too fuss about pacing, mostley because i don't care. But I had trouble following this one. Shoot i have trouble following the original, but anyway, funny song I just can't play the original at the same time.
(ABC) Good job you did on the parody!
seriously imaginative piece of work ... very good .....5s
You've got a gift for doing narrative parodies that tell a story. Quite good.
Hot! Sticky sweet!
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