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Song Parodies -> "Stretch Pants"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Dance"
(MP3)Original Performer:
David Bowie
Parody Song Title:
"Stretch Pants"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
This is parody #50 for me. I was going to wait until I recorded it to post it but, what the heck, we can't all be the Spaffmeister! I'll record it later. I don't think anyone has done this OS here yet. Hope you enjoy it.
(Stretch pants)
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Flex pants)
With this song, I'm sayin' they're the way to go
(Give way)
Where cellulite has been placed
(Give way)
You fill them well, there's no empty space
If you must run, they'll run with you
And if you are wide, they're wi-i-i-ide
But don't subject them to
Excessive force or you
May find they burst
You could do harm
Like snapping a wet towel
(Stretch pants)
(Stretch pants)
No fear your pants could fall
(Flex pants)
If they're two sizes small
(Give way)
They accentuate your thighs
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite
And if you're well hung, they'll hang with you
No, they'll never hide, your pride
But, if an inch or two
Is all that's given you
It takes some gall
To put them on
Your love life may go sour
(Stretch pants)
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite
(Flex pants)
Stretch pants, stretch pants, stretch pants
(Give way)
If they are too tight, some serious moon bite
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Flex pants)
With this song, I'm sayin' they're the way to go
(Give way)
Where cellulite has been placed
(Give way)
You fill them well, there's no empty space
If you must run, they'll run with you
And if you are wide, they're wi-i-i-ide
But don't subject them to
Excessive force or you
May find they burst
You could do harm
Like snapping a wet towel
(Stretch pants)
(Stretch pants)
No fear your pants could fall
(Flex pants)
If they're two sizes small
(Give way)
They accentuate your thighs
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite
And if you're well hung, they'll hang with you
No, they'll never hide, your pride
But, if an inch or two
Is all that's given you
It takes some gall
To put them on
Your love life may go sour
(Stretch pants)
Put on your stretch pants so you can move
(Give way)
If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite
(Flex pants)
Stretch pants, stretch pants, stretch pants
(Give way)
If they are too tight, some serious moon bite
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I was hoping for the obscure 50s song by Chris Montez...but this is still fab! 555
the "serious moon bite" was worth the price of admission alone..5s
not a stretch for me to give this one "5's" ~ ~ ~ nice job...good to see some Bowie stuff up here...under-utilized on the site...
Thanks, Kristof, Alvin and Paul. Yeah, Paul, I was surprised when I thought of the title and, did a search, that nobody had done a parody to this OS before. I'll do some more Bowie. (I won't do him THAT way, not that there's anything wrong with that)!
Congrats on #50..."But don't subject them to Excessive force or you May find they burst" gave me a visual of someone wearing one of those new Glad stretch garbage bags. Great idea for this song (I'm surprised it hasn't been done as well)
Gratz on #50 as well Rick, and great job on this OS. 5s.
This one shows your flexibility....great goin'
LOL... Rick, this is my favorite of your material...
now I reckon that OS would be hard to do - great job Rick - loved the "serious moon bite" play on the original (and save it for use in a future werewolf parody) - 555
Good one, I could actuallly hear the background singers on the "wi-i-i-ide"
"Serious moon bite"---serious laugh attack!!!
Thanks to Jeff, Red Ant, MrMacPhisto, Stuart, Patrick and Agrimorfee. Comments are always appreciated.
Repeated note:Thanks Rick. I haven't forgotten you, I've just been out of it lately. Send me a PM with your home address and it will remind me to send you a cd.
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