Song Parodies -> "Did You Really Eat The Cookies"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me"

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Original Performer:

"Did You Really Eat The Cookies"

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The Lyrics

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Took some time
To realize your crime
All the food you steal
See your chance
To get a prize
Snatch a freebie meal

Did you really eat the cookies
Did you really eat the pizza pie
And we're missing all the turkey
It's enough to make me cry

So I've finally started learning
Just exactly what you are
You're a low-down sneakin' food thief
And you've really gone too far

Did you really eat the cookies
Did you really eat the apple pie
All the dishes are now empty
And you're never gonna tell me why

So my trust you have broken
Think I need a couple beers
Now it's time these words are spoken
Let me make this very clear

What you did has really peeved me
And it's true we now are foes
If you come too close, believe me
Gonna bop you in the nose

When you saw the cheddar cheese
You took it away
Where'd you hide the sugar peas
You've ruined my day

Did you really eat the cookies
Did you really eat the wild rice
Did you really eat the honey
Did you really eat the pumpkin pies

Did you really eat the candy
Did you really eat the ham on rye
Did you really eat the jerky
Did you really eat the lemon pie

Why'd we ever get this puppy
He'll be sleeping in the yard tonight

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Matthias - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Not bad, I thought this was going to be a Christmas parody about eating Santa's cookies but like I said not bad.

WarrenB - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Nice twist at the end. Just wished you'd added a few more subtle clues hinting at the twist throughout the song. I really liked the 'nose' clue.
Oddly, my security code is RUG...how appropriate!

John Jenkins - December 19, 2010 - Report this comment

Good job of varying the types of food and clever conclusion.

Blaydeman - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Isn't that the truth about puppies, Can't leave any kind of food unattended or else it's gone. Nice job Rex.

LadyPupCakes - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Yes, that puppy did wolf down those XmasCookies, Sir !

Below Average Dave - January 07, 2011 - Report this comment

This one was a cute more than funny as a write, but I like that. . .nice twist on TOS

agrimorfee - January 07, 2011 - Report this comment

Great surprise ending!

bobpiecheese - January 08, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) While reading through, something in my brain told me there was gonna be an amusing twist at the end. It being my brain and all, it never guessed that it was a dog doing all the stealing. My brain does that sometimes. Cute little parody, 555 cookies for you! Good boy!

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