Big bang, they shot it down.
Big bang, once best around.
Big bang, now thought unsound.
Big bang, the theory got shot... down.

Egghead science found a glitch.
Stuff taught in courses now got nixed.
Saw online: must be right,
Need to fix an oversight.

Big bang, they shot it down.
Big bang, new data found.
Big bang, glitch so profound,
Big bang, the theory got shot down.

Used to have a starting time
Far predating all mankind.
Error to extrapolate
To come up with a starting date.

Big bang, they shot it down,
Big bang, and it so astounds.
Big bang, time always 'round.
Big bang, the theory got shot down.

Now they say the theory stank,
Must revise the figures cranked.
Question when it had begun,
Now the laws should be redone.

. . . . .

Now all the logic once applied--
Once given prize--
Will need to be revised.
What a shame, the bang's demise.

Big bang, they shot it down.
Big bang, didn't fit stuff found.
Big bang, the eggheads frowned,
Big bang, new theory must be found.

We've got the brightest geeks alive,
New methods to derive.
Big, bang,
Big, big, bang.
Oh, oh maybe, new theory will be found.
Big bang,
Big bang.

Oh maybe, oh maybe, make the facts agree.
And it's the Swedish prize they seek.
Big, bang.