Porn the search engine found
the first thing I clicked when the page popped out
I do think this is wrong, happens way too much
'till these pop-ups come and now I see her skin too much

Porn is the new web page
too late Porn is the new web page
too late Porn is the new web page
Porn is the new web page

got in a little crash and jam
when I clicked a pop-up for web cams
sent me off to a foreign land
try to enlarge the little man

Porn is the new web page
too late Porn is the new web page
too late Porn is the new web page
Porn is the new web page

then clicked on an ad that said "things for free"
site then loaded up, and what'd you think I see
on the screen was this young woman
then she removed all the clothes she had

I saw another pop up off'rin'
a breast re'djustment, and a shirt for free
miss-clicked there, now girls are on
I saw a woman rip off her bra
and then she ripped off her thong, and she's naked now

up on my screen now, it says lose weight free
accidentally clicked there, and now all I see
is ten girls going removin' clothes
comp's frozen, and now these girls I loathe

Porn is the new web page, too late Porn is the new web page
Porn is the new web page too much porn sites loadin in the USA
Porn is the new web page Porn is the new web page
Porn is the new web page a lot of porn sites loadin in the USA