I wanna see a movie and so to my local "Plex I go
I pay my seven pound fifty, and I settle down to enjoy the show
But I'm surrounded by arseholes, man I'm so mad I audibly groan
"Hey you wanker, ya wanna turn off your mobile phone?"

You can't watch a movie, you can't watch a movie, I have to remark
When you're sitting with morons who just keep on talking in the dark

Message ain't getting through now, and I wish that I had a can of Mace
Can't believe he's still talking I wanna smash his phone and punch his face
Man I ain't getting nowhere it's as if I simply don't exist
Get the manager down here I didn't pay seven pound fifty for this

You can't watch a movie, you can't watch a movie, I have to remark
When you're sitting with morons who just keep on talking in the dark

I sit there getting so angry, is this guy annoying or is it just me?
I try to block out his talking but he's louder than an MC

All the theatres in this town are all full of selfish cell phone gits
Who talk all through the movie I really think they are the absolute pits
They're just arrogant wankers, should be shot I think we'd all agree
But until they are though guess I'll just wait for the DVD

You can't watch a movie, you can't watch a movie, I have to remark
When you're sitting with morons who just keep on talking in the dark