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Song Parodies -> "Blue Subaru"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Cadillac"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Subaru"

Parody Written by:

PikaJoe

The Lyrics

No hard feelings to anyone who drives an American car or even a European one.
Well now you may think I'm so bored.
And that my new car is no Ford.
You may wonder why I don’t drive one.
I need a new car that is a lot of fun.

I don’t want no Cadillac.
There ain't no secret 'bout that.
This car ain’t no Maserati.
And baby that’s a fact.
Well honey it ain't your money.
'Cause baby this car is not for you.

I’ll buy me a new blue Subaru
Hard bucket seats
Speakers in the back
Speeding down the street
Passing yellow lights
Seeing all the sights
Spending my gas money
On a Saturday night

Honey you might wonder what I do without you
In my blue Subaru
Blue Subaru

Well now way back in the car lot
Car buyers always come along
I always see some dealers tempting
Customers into buying something they just don’t need
Well they tempt you, man, with Chrysler
And they tempt you, sir, with Jeep
And they tempt you with the features
But those cars are worthless heaps
Mercedes tempted me with a G-Class
But hey, I have to tell you

I just got myself a blue Subaru
Hard bucket seats
Speakers in the back
Speeding down the street
Passing yellow lights
Seeing all the sights
Spending my gas money
On a Saturday night

Honey you might wonder what I do without you
In my blue Subaru
Blue Subaru

Now some folks say it's too blue
They don’t think it’ll last
Some folks say it's too small
And that it goes too fast
But my car is bigger than a Mazda
Yeah, it's faster than a Toyota

This car may not seem like much
At least it’s no Daewoo
Anyway I’m going for a long drive
That’s all that I really want to do

Have a party in my blue Subaru
Hard bucket seats
Speakers in the back
Speeding down the street
Passing yellow lights
Seeing all the sights
Spending my gas money
On a Saturday night

Honey you might wonder what I do without you
In my blue Subaru
Blue Subaru
Blue Subaru
Blue Subaru
Blue Subaru

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john travolta - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
my audi
john lennon - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
imagine a lot of hondas
rick ross - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
and purple lamborghinis
rick ross - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
and Mercedes too
mike posner - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
ferrari
teresita - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Nissan en la lisa
john mayer - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Chevrolet corvette
paul simon - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Mitsubishi galant

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