Well, I thought I'd wake up at 9:30 that day
Oversleep and miss my first class
I thought that in the Nosh they would start a fight
Maybe break up the Alpha Xis too.

I thought that Delta Zeta would lose its members
And the Zetas couldn't get no relief
Thought there'd be a riot out in the student Quad
That I'd trigger because people thought that my book ideas suck

Well now, I thought this school year would turn out bad.
A big disaster in the end, haunting me back.
I thought I'd have to leave, leave this dreary city.
'Cause I thought this semester would be real nasty.

Well now, I thought I would get in trouble for flirting with gals
But in reality, all the gals love me, we are now pals
I am now super-popular with the Alpha Xis
In the end this semester turned out to be my best year yet.

Well now, not every fear comes true in the end
A big disaster averted, great fun instead.
I won't have to leave, leave this dreary city.
Because my first semester ain't so nasty.

Now this semester's almost over
I am now freaking out with finals
But in the end, I made good memories

So buckle in, guys. It's gonna get bold
Well, now I thought this school year would turn out bad.
But in the end things worked out. I'm now a fad.

Now I almost failed my writing class.
It makes me freak out, the memory of
How close I was to flunking.
Maybe I should just try again
Maybe I could put together some new study method

Well now, not every fear comes true in the end
A big disaster averted, great fun instead.
I won't have to leave, leave this dreary city.
Because my first semester ain't so nasty.