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Song Parodies -> "Lord In the USA"

Original Song Title:

"Born In The USA"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Lord In the USA"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

Lord has gotta run your town
You don’t believe it, I wanna put you down
Like a heretic dog, infidel, and such
If you don’t have a wife, must be homo lust

Lord run the USA
Lord is the only way
Lord in the USA
Lord don’t like you if gay

You must worship the blood of the lamb
It’s Christ has dominion over this land
All I don’t like should be banned
If you don’t agree you are damned!

Lord in the USA
Lord is the only way
Lord run the USA
Lord says “Get down and pray”!

I see things that are reminding me
Satan’s trying to take over the country
Woman working right next to a man!!!
Equality’s not in God’s plan

Lord fix the USA
Lord run the only way
Lord has got this to say
Whores who don’t at home stay

It has been going on too long
The country going all wrong
We have got to be strong
To put things back to where they belong
For Jesus, against freedom, take up arms

The Founding Fathers wanted a theocracy
There’s way too much freedom in democracy
We must bend ’neath the load
Of the lord; we all dwell in his abode

Don’t call him “Big Daddy” or else you will pay!
Lord run the USA
For I am the Lord’s caddy on His vast fairway
Lord will show me the way
Toward the White House I pray

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Dave W. - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh Lord ..There's too much tax in the USA

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