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R S Leergaard

The Lyrics


Wait, tomorrow’s too far away
The dishes must be washed today
I rinse ‘em once or twice ‘fore I put them inside
Oh my new dish-washer, I love you
Then I, I set up the timer thing
I’m waiting for it to ding
When they get done tonight I’ll be feeling alright
Yes my new dish-washer I love you

Yes, when I hear it pressurize I think with some surprise
I wanna do them right away ‘cause I just bought the thing today
And even though I am a man I’ll say it because I can
I love you

And I’m thinking today’s the day
I should get a new microwave
There’s one out there for me and I’m ready to see
A new brand name
I head out to buy one
So, here I got all this popcorn
Seems I’ve had it since I was born
But now my microwave has gone to its grave
I’m so forlorn
I head out to buy one

And so don’t be too surprised if you’re used to tenderize
And I’ll take you home today just as soon as I can pay
And then according to my plan I’ll use you like a man

And now I
Maybe might be too late
Because I, I also need a dry-er
No, the laundry just can’t wait
So, so Amana
I buy all those things together
They’ll last forever
These appliances just won’t wait

And, standin’ here in this line
It’s now taking too much of my time
To make these Amanas mine

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Anonymous - May 06, 2018 - Report this comment
This is one of those parodies everyone wishes they had thought of. Such a good fit
Peter Andersson - May 07, 2018 - Report this comment
@ Anonymous: Green Day also has an original song called Amanda. Just saying.
R S Leergaard - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Dang! How'd I miss these? Thanks for the votes and comments. I kind of wish I'd addressed the apparent time travel issue before I posted this, Anon, but... ah well. I didn't know about the Green Day song before, but I do now, Peter. Thanks..

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